Saturday, January 23, 2010

How will Jesus reward Miss California for standing up for traditional Christian marriage?

I think Hugh will offer her a layout in PlayboyHow will Jesus reward Miss California for standing up for traditional Christian marriage?
He will smite her for that gown woven of multiple fabrics. Cause she said on the Today Show she was being biblically correct with that answer.How will Jesus reward Miss California for standing up for traditional Christian marriage?
I'm sure she will come out better financially than if she had won the Miss USA. The public loves controversy.....





Look at Vanessa Williams - She's arguably the most successful former pageant winner ever, even though she was forced to resign - Several TV shows and 11 Grammy nominations later, she's no worse for the wear.
Excuse me, but how does ';traditional Christian marriage'; differ from a traditional Jewish marriage, or a traditional marriage between two atheists?
She'll get abused in her ';opposite marriage,'; because God is a retributional sadist, even when his people follow the rules.
If she did it for a ';Jesus reward'; or a charm on her eternal spiritual crown then shame on her.
Hugh may make an offer but he'll have to retract it when it's discovered that she has already appeared in Girls Gone Wild.
He'll give her even more false, pearly teeth for her false, pearly teeth collection.
He will cure her of her homosexuality.
She will get the opposite marriage of her dreams.

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