How do u get a Christian girl to sleep with you before marriage?

First you have to have no morals. Second you have to lie. Third you have to pretend to love God. Fourth God will give you your wish and let you go to Hell for choosing to go there.How do u get a Christian girl to sleep with you before marriage?
Saddlebacking!





Saddlebacking: sad鈥le鈥ack鈥ng \藞sa-d蓹l-藞ba-ki艐\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities





After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she鈥檚 saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum all over the sheets.How do u get a Christian girl to sleep with you before marriage?
You are absolutely disgusting for posting this sort of question. If you cared about this girl at all, you would respect what is important to her, which is clearly her religion. It is hard enough being a Christian in today's society without fake people worming their way into your life and pretending to care about you.
Some real interesting points I found from a recent question posted on Y! Answers;





Atheists tend to suffer from a rare, more aggressive form of unwarranted self-importance. Atheists typically think they are smarter than you no matter what. Just try to correct them on something and prepare to be blasted away with some ';SERIOUS ******* LOGIC';. Like furries, many exhibit very serious cases of a persecution complex, believing that Secret Christian Anonymous Terrorists (SCAT) are trying to eradicate them by putting the word ';God'; in things.





Many atheists generally suffer under the delusion that religion somehow is the cause of all conflict and that it is directly responsible for every war and murder that has ever occurred in history, when in reality it is just a source of major lulz for their more temperate kin. Of course, most atheists fail to realize that, with or without religion, there will always be stupid people in the world who will fervently believe anything they read.





Generally, all atheists are liberals or libertarians with serious superiority complexes who are often willing to argue with anyone, especially Christians. Of course, potential adversaries usually line up to fight them. The ones who do get into such arguments are 13-year-old girls who either call the atheists stupid close minded liberals (with good reason) and run away claiming victory or become seriously hurt and retreat to their hugboxes to BAWWWWW some more. Either way, the argument goes nowhere, neither viewpoint gains any ground one way or the other, and both participants are losers.





Many of them believe that some philosopher (e.g., Fridrich Nietzsche or Karl Popper) has proved that atheism is correct. However, they will of course dismiss any philosopher that believes in God through the infallible argument that anyone that believes in a God is stupid, which means anything they say is stupid, which means that it would just be wasting the intellectually superior atheist's time.





Atheists, who thinks that Christians is stoopid, have a tendency to use the words ';irrational';, ';delusion';, and anything that makes them look smart that revolves around these two words.





Atheists tend to gripe about how religious people say that they can't be moral. But if they don't believe in anything, why do they care about morality? The truth is, atheists have no morals; given the chance, they would rape and murder every member of your family, simply for the lulz of it. Trying to prove this to an atheist will result in a 10-page rant about how morals are natural and are pre-programmed to keep us from murdering our families, friends and neighbors for their delicious cake. Nevertheless, the atheist will fail to realize that nobody gives a darn, and will keep on ranting until the listener gets bored and walks off or stops reading. Those who aren't busy posting in threads about the deeper meanings in the lyrics of System of a Down also seem to like to vlog it up on YouTube and cry about how they are being mistreated by the 鈥渆vil Christians';.





Important Facts About Atheism





They have the ability to grow neckbeards at an accelerated rate.





They talk to each other using sarcasm so unclear, that only other atheists can translate it.





Atheists have the ability to think freely which helps them spell better OTI and find porn.





They are smarter than you since they've browsed various skeptic's publications.





All atheists became atheists because they know they are going to Hell and are in denial.





Atheists get their knowledge of the Bible only by searching ';Bible contradictions'; on Google.
Well if she is a true Christian girl and values her relationship with God she will not do anything to compromise that!!





Also if she has any dignity about herself she will not.





Why would you want to? If your going to marry her anyway - Wait!! Where is your dignity or relationship with God??





Satan is using you - Please pray for help from this temptation!
You're really hurting the argument that atheists are equally as morally upright as those with religion. Consensual or not, manipulation is immoral. Respect her beliefs, break up, and date someone who has a different set of priorities.
...abstinence only education (taught in christian schools) yeilds a higher teen pregnancy rate, so i'd say that it might be as easy to get a christian girl to sleep with you before marriage as any other girl.
Converse....quit saying that you are Christian. YOU ARE NOT. You are the reason that the world is scoffing at Christianity. No judgement here...just a fact. Maybe have a look at that book that Christians follow..........
I heard from a reliable source that you have to have large Gentiles.
You don't, creep.





If you just want to sleep with her, you should find a different woman. Either respect her, or leave her alone.
Same as anyone else. Christians are not universally opposed to the idea.
I'm not going to answer this question





Not because I'm like ';omg sex is bad';





because honestly..im a christian, and I ain't waitin till marriage





But the way you worded it tells me ur a pig
There's a Christian girl waiting for marriage?
try wine, use diamonds, just like any girl....
you don't
You must show her that you have plenty of experience eating at the Y.
You don't. Simple as that. Your question is incredibly disgusting. You do not disrespect any woman's morals in anyway! It is better for you to break up with a woman than disrespect her personal beliefs on sex.
Take Tim's advice.
Tell her Jebus would have wanted it that way (then don't marry her...)
tell her god told you to have sex. Worked for bush when he said god told him to go to iraq
I doubt any girl even a Christian girl would want to sleep with you.....
you don't
Tell her that the Virgin Mary was an unwed mom. She was. She was betrothed to Joseph, but not married. Besides, you can have sex in many ways while still preserving her virginity. Oral sex is great fun, as is mutual masturbation.
Foreplay.
Get her drunk.
The blood of Christ. Lots of it!
be a really hot guy.
this question has plagued me for years