Could I marry three women in one marriage and say it was not polygamy but monogamy?

It makes sense to me. If Christians can squeeze three ';Persons'; into ';one'; God and call that monotheism, why can't I squeeze three women into one wedding ceremony and call it monogamy?





Mono means three, right?Could I marry three women in one marriage and say it was not polygamy but monogamy?
LOL, I never heard that one before. I like it.Could I marry three women in one marriage and say it was not polygamy but monogamy?
You can call polygamy what ever you want to but that doesn't necessarily make it right. As for the Holy Trinity, you don't have to believe in it and if you don't believe in it, why should you care that others do? Will their belief interrupt your life somehow? Will it cost you anything? OR is it that there's something about it that makes you just a little uncomfortable, especially the idea of having to stand one day before a Holy God and give an account for your life? It's your life. You can do whatever you wish with it.
So...what you're telling us is that you clearly and fully do NOT understand the nature of the Trinity and that you don't understand the function of the prefix ';mono,'; and you want to use your lack of knowledge to excuse your sin....thanks for clearing all that up for us, about how you don't know what you're talking about.
While I'm all for letting people marry whoever they want to marry, as long as it's consenting adults, I think you are missing a major issue here.





If you marry 3 women, and they divorce you, and each gets half your assets...well, you don't have 150% assets, obviously, so you would be in debt the rest of your life to them!





Plus, there would be 3x the nagging!





For your own sanity, you should only marry one. *sagenod*
Comparing polygamy to the holy trinity. Is there a lightening storm near your house? Mono comes from the Greek word monos ';渭慰谓蠈蟼';, which means one or alone. Give it a try if you find someone to legally perform the service.
Then, we women should have the same right as well. I wouldn't mind having three husbands--one for the morning, one for the afternoon, and one for the evening.
Makes sense to me, by that logic anyway.





Foursomes every night and day. :D
If all three women share one body, certainly.
You could be with them, without marriage.
Sure, if only one wife had a physical body.
That works for me.
No.
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You have to do better then that





Ill give you 1/3 stars for effort
no. look up the meanings
no
in this day and age, i'd hope so
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鈥搉oun


1. the practice or condition of having more than one spouse, esp. wife, at one time.





mo鈰卬og鈰卆鈰卪y





鈥搉oun


1. marriage with only one person at a time.





See the difference? Good try, but it wouldn't work. Also God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit aren't exactly individual people. Completely different.